This one really makes a funny explenation for Stealth Bombers can not be detected on radar but in this picture it can’t be detected by the human eye also!
If your dangerous, better keep track of things.
Posts Tagged 'Jokes'
This is a list I made with my friend Joe (He dosen’t have a blog!)
———–Menu———–
Dinner and Meals
Knuckle Sandwich…………………………………………………………………………….Free
Beaten Beef…………………………………………………………………………………….$0.01
Rocket Fuel………………………………………………………………………………..Priceless
Freak Salad……………………………………………………………………..Free for Freaks
Vegetarian Beef………………………………………………………………………Impossible
Hardened Salad…………………………………………..Strong Teeth Recommended
Chicken (Still alive)………………………………………………………We catch, You kill
Meatlovers Veg…………………………………………………………………………………..???
Roast Cow…………………………………………………………………………………….Moooo!
Raw Prawns…………………………………………………………………………………..Crack!
Desserts
Choc Sundea (Only avalible on Tuesday)…………The day must be Monday
Mud Cake (Real Mud Included)…………………………………………………..Scwishy
Fanta (100% Orange)………………………………………………….Don’t buy oranges
Pine & Apple…………………………………………………………………………….Pineapple
Here are some real aussie sayings that I gave my own made up meanings for, hope you like!
grot: got to rot
no flies on: your wearing insect repelent
rust bucket: rusty bucket
wobbly: about to fall
Bob’s yeh uncle: Bob is now your uncle
stone the crows: kill the crows
If you can make up some sayings for other aussie sayings make a comment for this post.
I would like to see some of your sayings.
